before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
she peed on how many people?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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