i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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