so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
