i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
