dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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