Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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