It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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