on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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