i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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