Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
tell me about the fingering
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