How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
