I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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