Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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