school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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