We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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