Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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