i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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