Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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