Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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