just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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