People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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