your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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