what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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