Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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