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I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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