I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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