bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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