why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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