Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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