oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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