Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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