well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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