Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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