WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we made out on top of his cat.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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