Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
