i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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