So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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