Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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