i was born a porn star she said
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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