Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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