I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
not ubering you a puppy
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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