they call him Oral-B. enough said
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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