chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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