shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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