Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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