I CAN MOONWALK!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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