i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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