Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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