i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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