just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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