If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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