Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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