My nipple is on Facebook.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's blow job season.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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