normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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