he puts the penis in happiness.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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