So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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